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Sunday, December 21, 2008


Hi sapiens, MS LEONG IS MAD *not mentally mad, but angry mad*

cuz there was a bad attendance last 19 dec
cuz we did not practice, and thus couldnt play the pieces
cuz she was mad *angry mad mind you :D*

for a moment, i forgot how to blog, so you can might as well say ive got nth to say regarding band. *well, kinda*
SYF's coming, please buck up and practice the watever pieces we have and make ms leong less angry, cuz she got so many wrinkles already. *hehe just kidding!*

and btw, im thinking of passing the blog down to Perle, not soon though. Riv suggested too. My time's up *no, im not dying of some particular disease*, and i hoped you guys loved my silly posts and unglams from the unglamorous. *Riv, winkwink.*

Doesnt mean this is the last post you'll see from ALL HAIL HEIZELINE though :)

OH OH OH
i got a joke. hehehehehehe
*and i promise you this aint lame like my previous'*
its way funny :D
unless you do not understand it, or you do not know wat a tampon is.
then, i'll give you explanations with a voice you-wouldnt-want-anyone-to-talk-you-like-that voice and a diao face. *copied and pasted*

A man traveling by plane was in urgent need of a restroom facility, but each time he tried, it was occupied. The flight attendant, aware of his predicament, suggested he use the attendants' ladies room but cautioned him not to press any of the buttons.

When he arrived in the attendants' ladies room, next to the paper roll there were four buttons marked: WW, WA, PP, and ATR. Making the mistake soooo many men make of not listening to a woman, he disregarded what she said when his curiosity got the best of him. He carefully pressed the WW button, and immediately a gentle flush of Warm Water sprayed onto his bare bottom.

He thought, "Wow, these gals really have it nice!"

So a little more boldly, he pressed the WA button, and body temperature Warm Air blew across his wet bottom and dried it comfortably.

"Aha," he thought, "no wonder these women take so long in the bathroom with these kinds of services!"

So he pushed the next button, PP, with anticipation. A soft, disposable Powder Puff swung below him and dusted his bottom lightly with talc.

"Man, this is great," he thought as he reached out for the ATR button.

***

When he awoke in the hospital, the morphine was just wearing off. Confused, he buzzed the nurse to find out what had happened. He explained that the last thing he remembered was intense pain in the ladies room on the plane.

The nurse explained, "Yes, you must have been having a great time until you pushed the Automatic Tampon Removal button."

HA HA HA HA
heh

Anyway, heres an advanced GRAND Christmas greeting from ALL HAIL HEIZELINE

MERRY CHRISTMAS EVERYONE!!!

Grand eh? I spent 2 minutes of my life doing that. Gotta be thoughtful. *I mean, i already am, but wat the heck*

CYA ON MONDAY 9am-1pm

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*peace out*

3:20 PM